Theresa

ALSO KNOWN AS

Teebs

T.O.

T.B.

Goobielootiege


KNOWN FOR

Frizzy hair

Taking it too far

Dabbling

Making lists

8/2/1981 -

Theresa was born and raised in Minneapolis. She is a Leo, moon sign Virgo - a tricky combo that explains her love of making people laugh but not really wanting to be looked at while doing it. She's not sure she actually subscribes to horoscopes, but she is pretty sure she's lived multiple lives.

The best measure of who Theresa was in her youth is the sum of the patches on her highschool letter jacket - academics (four years), choir, math team, and badminton. Her college years were spent studying sociology, journalism, and women's studies while maintaining an impressively long panic attack. These things are really what define Theresa as an adult, along with being a staunch feminist and equity advocate.

Theresa is a huge fan of candy bars, cookies, and therapy. She aspires to be an artist, is learning American Sign Language, and her hero is Deborah Francis-White.