S1,E5: Many Apologies

Introducing a line of clothing for those fall days when the heat’s on in the morning and the AC’s on by noon.

Second Summer Clothing brings versatility to your wardrobe that you’ve never had before. Every Second Summer shirt is both long and short sleeved. Every pair of Second Summer pants are full length and shorts!

How does it work? Arms and legs are attached to each piece with snaps, so you can cozy up in the morning, tear off the unnecessary bits for the warm afternoon, and reassemble when it’s time to gather around the firepit on these cool Minnesota evenings.

You don’t have to wonder what to wear this Fall, it’s easy with Second Summer Clothing. And for a limited time, purchases over $10 qualify for a free pair of Second Summer socks - go from knee-high to ankle IN A SNAP! - with Second Summer Clothing.

My fellow Americans, if you’re looking to transport a large group of your fellow Americans from point A to, point Q, (hehe) then come down to point Dubya. That’s Dubya’s Decker Buses.

They’re like normal buses, but there’s two levels. That’s one times as many levels, so you can fit more people on the bus.

So stop by Dubya’s Decker Buses, where the Dubya stands for double yous. Get it, cause the buses hold more than just you. double yous, like W.

Spam is a Hormel product coming out of Austin, MN. It’s been around since 1937 and is enjoyed mostly, not by Minnesotans, but by Hawaiians. This is because it was a staple of WWII military personnel diets, having only six ingredients and a long shelf life. After that, it just stuck around. People on the islands can’t get enough of it - in fact, during the great Spam heist of 2017, there was a rash of Spam-related crime to satiate the public’s taste for the spicy pork.

It’s also popular in Guam, where they host a Spam Games and the average person eats 16 cans of Spam each year.

According to the Spam website, Gracie Allen, Dwight Eisenhower, Margaret Thatcher, and Monty Python all have sung praises of SPAM® products.

So, world leaders and old-timey comedians….

You’re welcome.

Love,

MN